Saturday, January 04, 2003 Dateline: Hellenite-occupied Carasblogistan
You really should spell your name with a K so that would have worked better!
Yes folks, things are tense here on Day 4. Dan Rather keeps whining for an interview. I shut him down with a well-timed "What's the frequency, Kenneth!" He blanched if I do say so myself (and I do). The Red Cross relief people are pretty pesky too. They want to get shots of me draped in blankets leading a goat around.
So not too many doings today....the weather continues to suck, and I have to sally forth and see my pal's new engagement ring and eat some tasty sushi from Osushi. But I ain't fooled by the rocks that she got! She's still, she's still.... yeah you get the idea.
We have late-breaking reports that Cara has been spotted in South Florida! "People really live that way!" In fact the whole state of Florida seems to live that way. Let's just hope she can get it together in time to make a heroic return and rally her people. They need some elevatin'. And I need a Diet Coke.
xxoo
-yer sister posted by Licketysplit | 1/04/2003 11:44:00 AM
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