Wednesday, January 15, 2003 Don't bow down to your corporate overlords a second longer
Dear Sis,
Haven't you read all the feminist rhetoric on why tampons are toxic? Think of all the terrible dyes and toxins associated with a pink Hello Kity tampon! She has no mouth, but I must scream. No, what all the moon-goddess-worshipping sex-positive Ren Faire attendees tout are sea sponges. Yes, from the sea.
I was just down in Key West, and I picked up a ton of them. A squatter girl's doberman ate a few, but the rest are still creepily organic and healthy. I can send some up, but be sure to wash out the sea! It'll be like your nethers are on a tropical vacation every single month.
I can't believe the nerve of those patriarhal oppressors who would have us believe that something produced in a soulless factory is more suitable for the source of our moon-blood then a piece of the goddess's creation you can pick up along with fishbones and old soda cans at the tideline.
If I can, I'll post some pictures of my new sponge family relaxing at a friend's appartment soon.
--CK
posted by Frenz | 1/15/2003 09:31:00 PM
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