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Tuesday, February 11, 2003

wet work
Last night I went to see Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, the movie about the trash-t.v. producer who claims to have been a CIA agent. It's funny. In the past year or so, when I'm watching a movie I've been able to pinpoint the momeent my attention span runs out almost to the second. There was such a moment last night, but i couldn't identify the scene. It was one with the guy playing Chuck Barris and Drew Barrymore, but I can't tell you what was going on in it. It was not a film fulll of memorable scenes.
It was also not good. It could have been, I think, but no. It didn't seem to have much of a point.
Luckily, no one at the theater seemed to care about selling tickets, or collecting them, or much of anything. I guess we snuck in, if wandering slowly in and talking to employees counts as "sneaking."
Hey, maybe I could be a spy! The moral of Confessions (by the way, could they have come up with a worse title? Short of childish scatological terms?) of an Irritating Man seems to be that they'll let any old body be a spy. You, me, Julia Roberts. Shit, it's open season.
I have to go an do a little "wet work". By which I mean pee. I'm real mature.


posted by Frenz | 2/11/2003 01:52:00 PM
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