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Thursday, April 10, 2003

Lark and Mark Paul were once in love.
Dear Visitors who have come to this site looking for Saved by the Bell porn,
I understand that you are the demographic which is responsible for most of the traffic on my blog. I thank you for your support, and I feel like a real heel for disappointing you by writing about writing or hair dye day after day with only hot little teasers about steamy sex romps and stuff. I wish I could say that all that is about to change, but it is not. I am too self-indulgent to write erotica to titilate anyone but myself. Beyond that, if I do need to stir up my greasier emotions, I don't actually need to write anything down. Merely thinking about how pretty I find myself is really enough. I don't need to have gross furry fantasies about Screech in the Bayside Tigers suit sneaking up on Slater's juicy, acid-washed denim clad bum as he leans over to do a few bicep curls. Oh, wow. That is kind of hot. Never mind anything I just wrote.
Love,
Cara

posted by Frenz | 4/10/2003 01:29:00 AM
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