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Monday, April 07, 2003

These damn foodstamps don't buy Clairol
Where the freak is E? I've got a fashion emergency, and I need aid, stat. My hair has been fading from red to pink for about a month now, and while that was fun and all, I've had enough of the frat boys in two towns insulting me with compliments. "Hey, Pink! Loved your last album," they will scream. It wears thin.
Beyond that, it was "wintery mixing" when I got up this morning, so I stayed home. I'm boycotting April until it starts displaying some more reasonable weather traits. Unfortunately, that means that my paycheck is still uncashed, and therefore useless to me. Also, I drank the last bit of my landlord's coffee this morning, and now I have to replace it.
That means that soon I'll have to cross my own picket line and brave the wintery mix. Damn caffeine and fashion, the twin monkeys of my back.

posted by Frenz | 4/07/2003 03:48:00 PM
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