Thursday, May 15, 2003 Free kittens forever
Ahem Dear readers, both of you, if you live on the East Coast and need a kitten, I know where there's a never ending supply. (Note: this offer is not open to the Beacon Hill Cat Woman. Die, Bitch.) My friend J.'s mutant power is that he attracts cats. It's Spring, so there's kitten upon kittens showing up upon his West Philadelphia doorstep. This is a problem. The household has one cat already, and it is felicidal towards other kitties. Like, really.
I would take all the cats, except that would be exceedingly fucking cruel to them. Kitties are not famous for enjoying long car rides, and for the summer, at least, after we work and save up a little, that's what's up. It makes me so mad and wistful, because I always want all the kitties. I never get all the kitties I want.
Unless I win The Money. Then I'm starting a cat shelter. maybe. posted by Frenzy Lohan | 5/15/2003 02:37:00 PM
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