Wednesday, June 11, 2003 Didn't you dorks get the memo?
My fellow dorkwads: I am pleased and happy that you have chosen to join me here on this specially designed balsa wood structure floating snug in the bosom of the Schuykill river. I was floored at the
collective years of balsa-craft experience among our number, but I guess I shouldn't have been. Personally, I'd assumed that the myriad alumni of summer programs for dorks would have, like our nerd brethren, have gone on to lucrative careers in any of the mind-numbing arts by now, but I'm thrilled to see that this is not the case. Sucess of any kind threatens to tug at the roots of our carefully crafted dork identities.
I would like to take this oppourtunity to thank all of you who have brought spelling and grammatical errors in our recruitment posters to me attention. Those are very important things to care about. I'm also pleased by the scrappy underground papers and zines which have already formed.
There are many serious issues here that need addressing. Our sweatpant manufacturing collective is coming along nicely, but there is still a chronic job shortage on the island. I realize we can't all work in the video store, but some visionaries amongst us are asking, "why not?" We are seeking grants to build more independant video stores, so that we may tell the world our staff picks.
For further information on DorkWad Island happenings, please stop by crafts night. posted by Frenz | 6/11/2003 12:59:00 PM
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