Tuesday, September 02, 2003 I'm putting on weight for a part in an important movie
I don't want to give the plot away, but there are several lovely horses, a pretty fat girl (me), an ugly thin girl (Jennifer Love Hewitt, for the camp value), a trained poodle who will be dyed pink for the part, and enough special effects to blow your hair back while you're still waiting in line for your popcorn.
I am a serious actress. Most actresses wouldn't put on this many pounds, even to get a part this great, in a movie this important.
The movie hasn't even been written yet. It hasn't even been cast yet, to be honest, and no one even knows about it, except for me and now you.
I'm a very serious actress.
In other news
Tomorrow morning me, the mate, and the little old dog leave for the northeast for my sister's wedding, and also for traffic court. I am looking forward to one, but not the other.
Also
Aloha, stupid-ass job. Aloha forever!
I never caused personal injury to work enemy, or even told him off. Yesterday, though, on my next to last day, I gave customer who had already proven himself to be a picky jerk ("see, it says on the menu that you serve a battered catfish, and this catfish is distinctly breaded.") poor service. He complained to two different managers about my "bad attitude." They both took my side. He didn't tip me. On my last pass by that table, I heard him saying to the manager "I know what quality means. I'm in the restaurant business myself..." The surname on the credit receipt? Denny! posted by Frenz | 9/02/2003 12:18:00 AM
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