Sunday, October 19, 2003 Avoid the rural
I went with the mate to see the new movie where poor Mary from tv's 7th Heaven runs away from a man who, being big and facially deformed, took the natural next step of becoming a masked killer. Mary is always making destructive decisions.
Point being, though, seriously: stay in your car when travelling from one civilized populated area to another. Don't fuck around with the locations in between.
I jump, comically, embarrassingly, and often whenever I'm watching a remotely scary or suspenseful movie and something jumps out at the victim. Tonight everybody else did too, and in the most startling moment of them all, there was a jingling noise from all directions at once as teh change fell out of everyone's pockets.
It was a hardnosed teenage crowd tonight, because of the nature of the movie itself, probably, and because it was saturday. What made the audience into an elite strike force of surly teens, though, was the militant usher everyone had to beat to get in at all. Mere ticket-tearing was not enough for him. He had to ID everybody to make sure we were over 17, and to add irritation to eyerolling, he also hassled us about our large bag of smugglables. Whatever, dude. If I can't bring my own sprite, it's not my 8-plex.
Recognize. posted by Frenz | 10/19/2003 03:01:00 AM
0 comments
|
