Wednesday, October 29, 2003 So, big something.
The other day, the mate and i were heading home from the grocery store back to our mediocraty, and 'ol mate took the useual shortcut through the one way banik parkinglot that i had repeatedly warned him about. Shut your hole, he'd say... well, this time, as he was speeding down the one way, what should pop out of no were. A pedestrian! Yes, that's right, faithfull followers, i am now accessory to vehicular manslaughter. it was just like in the movies "Thaboof!" right over the hood and the roof and "Thump" back down to the ground on the other side. The mate spead off, and swears no one saw anything. i wanted him to stop and check on the person. but from the looks of him, he wasn't gonna make it. We called 911 from one of the town's few remaining pay phones. The car that eat's money is in suppriseingly good health. it's been four days since the incident and i haven't had a wink of good sleep since. i close my eyes to death. Tits sleeps his usual 12 hours. naturally, besides the imence guilt of being responsable for the death of something [Tits says not to worry, he looked like a prick anyways] i've been scared out of my mind that were going to go to jail for like a million years. The mate is confident noone knows nothing, and he's probably right, it's been four days, as i say. Reading back over old entries, maby working a boring, unfulfilling job wasn't the worst thing that could have happen to my life.
[i just hope Blog Submissions aren't admissable in court. They can't be. Right?] posted by Frenz | 10/29/2003 11:16:00 PM
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