Monday, January 26, 2004 Disco Party!
The terrible neighbors are having some sort of illegal rave next door. It is 2 PM on a monday. They are playing something very monotonous.
The other day a downstairs neighbor came up to tsk at the former mate and I for "making noise all day", when in fact we'd been out of town.
Later, I figured out that the pipes had been banging. Luckily, I didn't put that together at the time, and hinted broadly that whatever it was, the terrible neighbors were to blame. They probably are. They bring the storms and cold.
I hear them coughing wetly through the walls, and I hear them trying to bum food, rides, and above all cigarettes from the neighbors in the hallway.
Terrible Neighbor: Excuuuuuuuse me....
Polite Foreign National Neighbor: Pliz, no. Pliz. I have nothink for you. Nothink--goodbye.
(sound of hurrying feet)
(sound of plodding terrible feet, following after)
Terrible Neighbor: (plaintively) *wheeze, wheeze* Not one cigarette?
(sound of door slamming)
posted by Frenz | 1/26/2004 02:13:00 PM
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