Wednesday, January 21, 2004 Little Ashley Pearson
I like to think that the little girl whose saccharine message Bush used to fill time during the State of the Union address was actually a slightly dotty older woman who lives in a group house with several other wisecracking retirees, because there was a very good episode of the Golden Girls about that.
In reality, though, I think she is just a terrible little girl. I know her kind. She probably steals cookie sales from her fellow Girl Scouts.
Why, that was such a heartwarming story, I hardly noticed all that fol-de-rol about "using the constitutional process" to block gay marriage. Oh, and all the God references.
I hope all those Republican knees are sore from the constant and irrational standing ovations. Also, I hope they all fell down the stairs when they got home. posted by Frenz | 1/21/2004 10:18:00 AM
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