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Wednesday, April 21, 2004

I was born in a beauty salon
I have a tip, a beauty tip: if you've decided to purchase a device which has been designed by determined Europeans to vaporize the ugly out of your hair, remember that as smart as the Europeans undoubtedly were, they haven't invented AI, and even if they had, it would be inappropriate to include it in a fairly simple object whose only real job is to heat up. So don't let your flat iron touch your neck. Or do you like welts?

posted by Frenz | 4/21/2004 09:52:00 PM
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