Tuesday, August 31, 2004 Do you feel like this person would be attractive and accessible?
Ding dang ol' institution with the ding dang employment opportunity said they were going to call yesterday, and then didn't. Probably gave the ding dang job to somebody coherent and with social skills. Or, they are slow and lazy.
Yesterday a market research company whose database I'm in as a potential focus group candidate called me up and said I might be eligible for a group on carbonated beverages, but that I had to answer some questions first. They asked about my weekly carbonated beverage consumption, and that was fine. Then they asked me to imagine that Diet Coke was a person, with hopes, dreams, an appearance, and a personality. Then they asked me questions about whether Diet Coke, the person, loved me and understood what I was going through. I said yes, naturally.
After all that, I didn't qualify. I guess they wanted people who felt alienated and distant from Diet Coke, the imaginary person.
posted by Frenz | 8/31/2004 01:32:00 PM
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