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Team Moose and Squirrel


Tuesday, August 31, 2004

eff them, anyway
Didn't get my dang ol' better job. They said it was because I wore the wrong shirt to the interview.*
Maybe I'll start selling human hair to art students and weirdos as a sideline to my phone answering, as supplementary income and comedy gold.
I guess I can only hope for one accidental hiring per Mercury Retrograde**, but dang! I would have been so much better at the job that I didn't get than I am at the job I have. Ay yi yi. I never had this problem when I was a hobo.

*They didn't say it flat out, but it was written between every line of the e-mail. (Yes, the e-mail.)
**I don't believe in astrology, but that doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

posted by Frenz | 8/31/2004 08:52:00 PM
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