Thursday, August 19, 2004 *#@$!&!!!
The security guard at the bank where my place of employment goes to make change offended the hell out of one of the stylists the other day, because as she was on her way out, he said, "Congratulations!"
She was puzzled, because, really, they'll give any old body change. It's not like you have to brave the pommel horse first or anything. Slowly, as she walked back, she said it dawned on her. She was wearing a slinky skirt that did not try to dissuade the world from noticing that she had a belly, and he thought she was pregnant! By the time she got back to the beauty parlor, she was cussin' up a storm!
The stylists are so good at profanity. I think it's probably an elective at cosmetology school. I wish to continue my education in the field. When I cuss, it just doesn't sound right. It doesn't even come out as cussin', but as swearing. I'm sure I don't need to tell you, internet, that there's a huge difference. posted by Frenz | 8/19/2004 09:05:00 PM
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