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Wednesday, September 29, 2004

like a caveman
Thanks to everyone who was malicious and vengeful to post suggestions on how to destroy our bad neighbors' souls. I really appreciate it.
We've yet to even see them, but we can tell by their yard decorations that they're elderly. We will destroy them with osteoporosis.
I have limited internet access right now: I'm posing as an art student just to type this. Technically, I'm staff here, but no one would suspect that. DSL hasn't reached our end of the street yet, and when the operator suggested dial-up, my housemate said "Are you threatening me?"
I'll be around, but not often. I miss you, internet.

posted by Frenz | 9/29/2004 02:04:00 PM
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