Thursday, September 30, 2004 we'll hold it as a reminder for you to return the hardware
There's a black pick-up truck parked in one of the hated neighbor's spaces today. There's a note in nasty old-person writing tucked under its windshield wiper. It says something like "YOU ARE BLOCKING MY GATE" (not true) "This is NOT a PUBLIC SPACE. Next time you will be TOWED!!!."
Naturally, it is unsigned: the bad don't believe in signing their names to petty correspondance. Dang ol' truck got a warning, though! Why did our innocent van not get the same warning? Ding-dang ol' neighbors.
I'm impersonating an art student to type this today, internet. Do you see the lengths to which I go for you?
Secretly, though, I'm not fooling anyone. posted by Frenz | 9/30/2004 04:00:00 PM
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