Tuesday, October 26, 2004 I am not an animal!
Oh, we have DSL in the home now! Oh, my missing limb grew back. Sayonara, art school. I never liked you anyway, and now that I have no use for your labs, I feel that we have grown apart.
I'm just kidding. I need the extra ten dollars a week in income you provide. Your labs were OK. Let's keep our strained and ugly friendship going forever. Let's go do Putt-Putt. Do they have that up here?
I got a free haircut today. I am probably only about 4% cuter, but I guess that's something. My poor hair. It remains neat no matter how much I try to screw it up and make myself look glamorous.
Did I mention I'm typing from the home? My home?
I just had a birthday, so this blog did too. I guess it's two years old now. One would think that after all this practice, I'd get coherent, stupid. No way, internet. I'd never do that to you. posted by Frenz | 10/26/2004 02:21:00 AM
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