Thursday, January 27, 2005 I realize I am taking a literary risk: so many words with the sound "ass" just a few sentences apart*
In my secret heart of hearts, I'm starting to question whether it's reasonable to keep posting here. Nothing_2_see.com. Idontleavemyhome.net. avoidantjamboree.tk. But I do, I do, I do leave my home. In the last few months especially, though, I'm starting to feel like the dumb crap I get up to when I go out into the world just isn't the internet's business.
It's all hilarious, though. Every least, last second of my life. I mean it when I say this. Here is one single example:
The other day a few housemates and I were travelling downtown by car, and at an intersection we pass a man wearing coveralls and--"Is that a crown?" one of my housemates asked? It looked like it. Something gold and shining with a silhouette like this o^o (more or less) was sitting on top of the man's head. Then he crossed the street in front of us, and we felt like such assholes for thinking he was wearing a crown. Duh: he was wearing a gold sequined cap in the style that soldiers and sailors and fastfood workers wear, and in front of the hat he had propped a pair of gold-framed sunglasses on his forehead. It was assinine to look at that and just assume he was wearing a crown.
*It just makes a lot of sense to me. posted by Frenz | 1/27/2005 11:16:00 PM
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