Wednesday, February 09, 2005 cock
Too late, I found out that on the first day of the Chinese new year (today), you're not supposed to get your hair cut, and you're not supposed to sweep, in case you sweep good luck away. Aloha, good luck. Aloha, other people's hair. You are all in the trash now, in bags in the dumpster we share with other businesses. I hope that the person in the building who write threatening notes when the dumpster is full didn't accidentally get all the good luck I swept away today. I KNOW WHO USE THIS DUMPSTER, they write, among other things.
My employer has begun providing little cards that people are supposed to have stamped whenever they get a haircut. Once it's filled, it's good for a free one. My favorite part about giving out the cards is that people behave as though I'm personally responsible for them. I'll give customers the cards as they pay, and they're pretty much like, "Are you coming on to me?" I mean, they're pleased. I get thanked with words and smoldering eye contact. Must be spring.
In closing, here is the full text of a note I found near the bus stop today:
HIZ BAHLS WAS ENCrUSTED
WIDTH A MIXTURE OF GARLiC
ANCHOViES & MAYONAiSE
WidTH PIE CrUST ZOUNDS GOODE!
Sometimes, I'm just not sure what the Lord is trying to tell me. posted by Frenz | 2/09/2005 08:53:00 PM
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