Wednesday, March 09, 2005 bold new looks for spring
The subscription to Scientific American that I signed up for weeks ago and kept forgetting about has finally born fruit. This fruit will annihilate my pores, I promise. I like Scientific American because reading it feels exactly like staring for hours into a mirror trying to decide if one's ears are crooked or one's teeth need bleaching.
Jesus God, though: other women's magazines: so dumb. I've been on a wildcat reading-at-the-reception-desk spree at work lately. Reading Cosmo, for example, recreates the feeling of talking to a total dipshit and trying to decide how to leave, while secretly wondering if you hate them because they're a bad person, or because you are.
Anyway, here are my hot tips for Spring!
*Don't throw your money or credit card down on the desk, inches from my extended hand.
*Do try a stupid new eyeshadow color.
*Go jump in the lake. posted by Frenz | 3/09/2005 08:29:00 PM
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