Tuesday, March 22, 2005 broom broom broom broom broom
Here are some stupid details of my day-to-day life that I cherish.
-FlatRat, my little mascot who lives on the parking lot outside work. He or she is hideous, and flat. FlatRat will be mine to cherish forever, apparently, because he or she seems to be mummified.
-Some butthead tried to scratch out my name after I wrote it in wet cement the other day, but he or she failed!
-The other day I was in the slutstore buying slutwear, and they played some Avril, and I was so happy. It almost made me want to buy a heavily ruched tanktop that that had rhinestones and fake giant flowers vying to straddle the plunging neckline. When, out of nowhere, God sends you a good bus that practically drops you off in the slutstore dressing room, that means that God thinks your look needs to be updated for Spring.
-Today a co-worker snuck up behind me and put products in my hair.
-InStyle magazine is so stupid that it lowers your IQ at the same rate as inhaling solvents would.
-Scientific American (This is a link to Allure. Look: I ruined that joke because y'all people are too lazy to click. I know that about you. I know the joke isn't funny now, but it's funny forever to me.) arrived at my home today. It is nothing but gems: shame+motivation+more hot tips= a reasonable perscription on how to live my life.
-Today a client with bright blue hair came in for a cut. It made the personal Sweeping Hall of Fame I maintain mentally in the same space with the List of Known Attractive Customers. You should have seen it. Blue fuzz showed up in unexpected places for the rest of the day. posted by Frenzy Lohan | 3/22/2005 11:30:00 PM
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