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Saturday, March 26, 2005

Earl Grey, hot
This morning I was looking around the kitchen, trying to decide between coffee and tea, right? And I thought, "Get green tea, and then you'll be focused throughout the day." (I lie to myself fairly regularly in the mornings.)
Then I thought, "No, get Earl Grey. You'll be more Picard."
I don't fucking care, internet. I could buy and sell you.
This morning, my eyes look effortlessly smoky. The trick was to sleep in my makeup. I'm courting a stye in the most sultry manner possible.

posted by Frenzy Lohan | 3/26/2005 07:55:00 AM
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