Wednesday, March 16, 2005 I hear people sayin, "Why is this tree bent?"
Helen just shamed me for not posting for two days.
I've been too busy with work and partying obligations.
It's like I'm on a rollercoaster that won't stop. My hands are all sore from hitting stuff at band practice. Today, I realized, too late, that I should have been more protective of my broom hand.
Oh, hey, actually, eff that. Death and destruction to my broom hand.
No, work's awesome. I try to get upset about it, but I can't. All day long, I stay diverted, which is more than I can say about time spent at other jobs. I sweep, I take my miraculous place within the towel cycle (collect, wash, dry, set out, and on ad infinitum), I answer the phone in a particular way--what's not to like?
I got an exciting new haircut the other day. It has given me a new outlook on life, and from this day forward I have decided to be virtuous and kind.
Except for tonight: tonight I will spoil a certain internet-celebrity dog, and watch America's Next Top Model, cattily, with my sister.
Then tomorrow, I will work on acheiving fame and fortune so vast and comfortable that I could break diamonds with my broom hand with total impunity. posted by Frenzy Lohan | 3/16/2005 07:45:00 PM
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