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Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Is your husband a Kevin Federline?
At the beauty parlor, everybody comes loaded with their best anecdote of the last 4-6 weeks, but they're never telling them to me, so I hear all these tail-ends of stories: grisly medical mishaps, or how he proposed, or what somebody's dumb kid did a while back. Some come with no anecdotes at all, and for these we have magazines.
For some reason, there's two copies of last month's Scientific American, the one with Britney on the cover, kicking around the shop. People have very strong opinions on Britney Spears, and are moved to speak of her even more eloquently than when they talk about the weather.
I hope she's not reading this.
They think she is very trashy. Britney has unified a people.
Still, no one can stop talking about Britney. I think the stylists might let it lie, but then in come the people who want haircuts, and they have been waiting all day to talk about Britney Spears.

posted by Frenz | 4/27/2005 09:02:00 AM
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