Thursday, July 14, 2005 Phoning it in.
Soon, I think I'll institute a personal terror alert system, which will indicate to people whether it's OK to have a conversation with me on a given day. Anything above yellow means that small talk should be kept to a minimum. Maybe I'll have prettier colors, though. "Today's personal terror alert color is tea rose. You are permitted to smile and nod in a friendly manner. I will return this greeting, but I will not respond to conversational gambits." "Today's terror alert is burnt sienna. I had better just stay home. Do not attempt eye contact."
Just kidding. I am fun and nice. All of what I just wrote up there is total bullshit, and I was joking anyway. I've never been terrified in my life.
*Can I tell you about my hair? I think the Italians have a term for how it looks: fantastico.
*Today I watched a dog urinate on itself, because it was too lazy to commit to either the elevated leg or the squat.
*Roller derby practice tonight. I will glide like a swan, and everyone will be moved by the spectacle.
*I am only writing this post because of Daily Content Challenge. If not for the challenge, I'd be napping, maybe, or reading what others have written.
*Treat yourself to some "you" time! posted by Frenz | 7/14/2005 05:54:00 PM
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