Friday, July 08, 2005 Recently I:
*Purchased a candy called "Mouth factory" at 711. The premise is that the consumer chews a blander-than-usual gum while pouring a flavor packet into one's mouth. The chewing action distributes the flavor. I have totally done this, without all the fancy packaging. Big Gum beats the workingman again. How dare you commodify my chewing experience in such a way that I have no choice but to buy your product?
*Talked with Tracy about world events, etc. "We are so fucked." "We are so, so fucked."
*Made an agreement that if somebody did something, I wouldn't use an umbrella until July 17.
*Regretted same.
*Pulled the cat off my pillow, where he lodged himself, purring and rolling around, at 6:30 this morning.
*Got up, fed cats.
*Listened as, less than three hours later, they began to yell for their second breakfast.
*OMG is this Friday Catblogging? I feel so dirty.
*Kept dragging my feet on a project with my sister. I've been doing it so long there is nothing notable about me dragging now, but it's getting more painful. See, if I could ever set events in motion in a non-accidental or serendipitous way, I think I would be an OK person. Instead, I am a sloth.
*Practiced a sport. I can't yet decide if this sport is for real, or if it's contrived hipster bullshit.
*Realized how much I secretly enjoy a lot of contrived hipster bullshit.
*Felt bad.
*Remembered "We are so, totally, totally fucked." Felt like hipster-guilt was irrelevant and dumb.
*Got up early than I needed to, so I could be sure I was covered for today's edition of Content Challenge.
*Made a mockery of the term "content". posted by Frenz | 7/08/2005 08:36:00 AM
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