Wednesday, July 27, 2005 Sucker's Digest
*Life in These United States
It is so fucking hot outside.
*Humor in Uniform
So, you're not content to make them form sexy nude pyramids and walk them on leashes and shit? Now you want to go and "redact" them? Dirrrrrrty.
*Campus Comedy
What's with Hopkin's students? Do the rubber bracelets they've all been issued conceal some kind of house-arrest device to keep them from harming others? Or are these just a sign that they've been tagged and released, like migrant songbirds?
*All in a Day's Work
Today a co-worker and I got into a dispute about whether a certain styling product makes one's hair "crunchy." Someone threw money at my desk, inches from my out-stretched hand. I also swept.
*It Pays to Increase Your Word Power!
So try speaking to me in complete sentences rather than rolling your eyes and turning your back when I ask you if you have an appointment.
*That's Outrageous!
The other day the snowball stand near work was out of marshmallow topping because evidently, "Not a lot of people get it."
*Heroes for Today
My two co-workers, who upon hearing this, went and bought a jar of marshmallow fluff of their own. posted by Frenz | 7/27/2005 04:07:00 PM
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