Tuesday, July 05, 2005 Tomorrow: cute stories about pets!
Yesterday I mentioned Daily Content Challenge to some other bloggers, and they all said they were in, and we arranged our hands in a pile and then threw them into the air, to show that we were serious. Now I come home after a long day at the beauty parlor, and I see that everybody's posted but me.
My first impulse is to be like, "Fuck that." and eat snack food 'til I get the diabetes.
I am too noble for my own, good, though.
Some construction workers were tearing up the alley outside my workplace all day. The floor kept shaking. It was exciting. No one arrived on time, and everyone was disappointed. At around 5:45, a woman came in and said she was looking for an appointment. "I've been trying to get through all day." She looked at me accusingly. "Is your phone even working?"
"Oh, what happened when you called? Did you get a busy signal?"
"Yes!"
"That's because the phone's been ringing all day." Ask. Ask me how I know the phone's been ringing all day, you lady without the power of reasoning. I still got to go home at the end of the day.
The bus driver on the way home admitted that she'd been trying to blow right by my stop. "It was the light that saved you," she said.
When I got home from work, one of my housemates was squinting at the television, which was, through the snow of passively stolen cable, playing an episode of "Everybody Loves Raymond." He couldn't explain why. We are going to have to take the buttons off the TV if this goes on. He must've bumped into it by accident, the poor lamb.
I am wiped out. The birth of the nation yesterday took a lot out of me. I had a good time, though. posted by Frenzy Lohan | 7/05/2005 09:06:00 PM
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