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Thursday, August 11, 2005

freak out let it go
My life has been a parade of special occasions for several months now, and what kind of asshole worries about spending money on a special occasion? Not this asshole! This asshole is the one who uses the pocket calculator for simple math. This asshole is definitely not the asshole who keeps a running tally in her head of her spending level vs. her account balances. This asshole is also the asshole who left her ATM card in an ATM machine on a corner in Fell's Point a few months ago (point: what's with Baltimore that it didn't manage to steal my card that day?) , so spent the month between losing that card and receiving a new one just merrily charging things on credit, because it was a special occasion.
So, lately I've been the asshole who's been like OMG I can't buy shoes because I spent all my money on candy. I HAVE NO SHOES. Shit shit shit.
And then I met a man with no feet.
Well, I did, because it's Baltimore, and you're always meeting amputees around here, but not recently. Today, though, I paid off my credit card, and I'm feeling a little broke, but substantially less doomed than I have been.

posted by Frenz | 8/11/2005 12:35:00 PM
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