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Thursday, September 29, 2005

Never again
Last night I slept under the watchful eyes of Science, and it was pretty unpleasant. The wires in my neck didn't hurt at all, but who knew there were so many ways to jab stuff up my nose without acheiving one's desired objective. I guess the research assistant knew, and now I know, too. Sadder and wiser. Also, last night science asked that I sleep on my back, and I don't like to do that. Just kidding, I don't mind. It's just impossible.
Today I'm not allowed to nap, in case I spoil my sleep tonight, but I wonder if there's not a fallacy in here somewhere. Because I didn't sleep last night, and I know the scientists have just about the same thing planned for tonight, wouldn't that mean that I'd get a nap's worth of sleep in today, rather than no sleep yesterday and no sleep tonight?
When I was waiting to go to bed and the scientists were milling around looking for equipment, a tech came in for his shift. Evidently he was late, and he was like, "Oops, sorry co-workers. I'm feeling kind of dizzy because I abruptly stopped taking Paxil a couple days ago." Now, I'm no medical professional, but damn, dude, what year is this where you think that's OK? PS are you the one in charge of making sure I don't suffocate in the night? Evidently not.

posted by Frenz | 9/29/2005 02:25:00 PM
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