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Monday, October 17, 2005 Have you forgotten? Hello, my darling Baltimore. The blogger happy hour is still this Wednesday the 19, 6:00 (or so) pm 'til question mark question mark question mark. Dougherty's Irish Pub in Mt. Vernon. You will enjoy yourself. I wish my household's internet connection were working better as well, because then I could easily find and post a flier for the Bruiser's Ball, the big Halloween party the Charm City Roller Girls are throwing at the Ottobar on the 30. I know I've mentioned each of these events before, but my enthusiasm is repetitive. Also, who retains information? Nobody. Not me, anyway. Today I noticed that I don't remember how to drive a car anymore. I was trying to start the car in question with my right foot on the clutch, and it was like one of the stupid car dreams I always used to have, so I decided to try again some other day. I have to be honest: I got a little humble after that, and it was awful. It was a sad celebration of my success at finally getting my license replaced from when it was stolen and switched over to Maryland from Virginia. My new license is beautiful. It has a tiny heart, to signify my organ-donor status, and a tiny crab, because in Maryland it seems to be the law to adorn everything with a crab. And because I have pubic lice. Ohhhhhh. SIKE. Sorry. I guess I need to make an appointment and have my brow raised, because that was tackee like Ashlee. I usually don't stoop to that level, but I forgot how to be funny, too. posted by Frenz | 10/17/2005 09:05:00 PM 5 comments |
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