Monday, October 31, 2005 I see all
Everybody's upset about surveilance lately! The other night I heard a man talking about how he disabled the 911-with-location function on his cell phone, because he didn't want "them" to know where he was. I guess it's OK to think there's a sorrority of 911 dispatchers out there, just waiting to discern your location for their own weird purposes.
He didn't mean that. I know what he meant. I am not an engineer, but I think his logic was flawed, but, you know. People say things. They say other things. Everybody's got to say something.
Sometimes, it gets quiet, and you have to keep saying something, even after you've done your best bit, so he went on, and he said "I don't want to get all Ted Nugent or anything, but I just don't like the government being able to push a button and know where I am." I said, "I don't want to get all Ted Nugent or anything, but sometimes I just want to kill animals with a bow and arrow." The tiny government surveilance agent who lives inside my own phone sighed and recorded that nobody laughed but me. He knows how often I laugh at my own jokes, and he is embarrassed for me. God, that was the party where I was the only one not wearing pants.
Anywayyyy. The other other night, somebody from the internet was saying he didn't want to get his hair cut because he "didn't want to get blogged about."
The terrible thing is, I don't want to get blogged about either, lately. I am so bored with writing about my life. I want to write about all the other weirdos in the world, but I'm afraid all my favorite weirdos will stumble on it (thing about weirdos: they love stumbling) and get their feelings hurt and then avoid me. posted by Frenz | 10/31/2005 10:33:00 PM
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