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Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Today in DAMN

*Listened to the voicemail messages from the weekend at work today. Heard message from mysteriously absent co-worker calling out on account of she had to leave this town, this shitty town.

*Later found out message was not entirely true, but that co-worker won't be back for a few weeks, so I will be working most hours for the next few weeks.

*Learned from another co-worker what it's like to have botox injections (surprisingly easy, evidently).

*Fought man about whether anyone would cut his hair five minutes to closing.

*Grown man begged and whined unattractively. In this unjust world, still received haircut from soft-hearted stylist.

*Agreed to pay in advance so that I could close out.

*Got his heart set on some tea-tree shaping cream after haircut, after credit slips were already run.

*"Can I pay with credit card?" "No!" Let him anyway. Not my retail commission to throw away. Hated that dude so bad. Dear Dude, if you are reading this, I hate you. I think you already know that, but I just wanted to touch base to confirm. Thanks!

*Roller derby practice. Drills included the one where when they blow the whistle, we have to fall down and when they say wrestle, we have to find somebody nearby and wrestle 'em. Also: "Blood-n-Thunder", the idea of which is to be the last woman standing.

*I was not. It was still fun.

*Fell on face. Fell directly on face. All teeth remain. Victory for I and my mouthguard.

posted by Frenz | 10/11/2005 12:54:00 AM
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