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Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Don't you wish your girlfriend wore pants like me
Tonight I went out shopping for grownup clothes, and if they work, they will be worth the price, but if they don't, I've just spent far more than I'm accustomed to in order to impress the cats. I got my eyebrows waxed, too, to impress whatever cats I'm going to have to impress tomorrow. I understand that this is not a workplace option for some people. Wild. I looked like I was wearing fuchsia eyeshadow all day.
In five years, I see myself in pants. My eyebrows will have gone to hell. Thanks for asking.

posted by Frenz | 11/02/2005 11:45:00 PM
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