Wednesday, November 16, 2005 my humps. My humps.
My eye is nearly better, although the other day a new co-worker looked at me and asked, "Is that permanent?" I was tempted to tell her that it was. Let her think I got faith-healed as it gradually faded away. "Isn't it amazing?! The Lord works in mysterious ways, you tactless oaf." That was so mean on my part, to name-call like that. The lady didn't mean anything by it. It was just a segueway (Did you know that in Canada, they spell it "Yngwie?") into her story about "The time I was in physical pain, how that was treated, and the gruesome after-effects." It is a salon favorite, in all its various forms, by all its various tellers.
Maybe tomorrow in the daytime, I'll tell whoever is listening about the bump that remains where I hit my face on the skating rink floor a couple of weeks ago. It is nearly invisible, but I know it's there because I keep poking at it. Again, faith-healing. It is the same tactic I use if I have a sore tooth. It is really dumb.
After work, I will go to the Baltimore Blogger Happy Hour, because I'm in the habit and those things are fun. This month it is at Molly's, on 23rd St. it is cozy there, and it will be a lot of fun for new people who want to involuntarily cuddle with strangers. Seriously, it's going to be great. It's fun there. posted by Frenz | 11/16/2005 12:00:00 AM
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