Thursday, December 08, 2005 Skate and die, both together
All-endurance practice tonight. As part of some kind of media circus, Beardo the Creep was there taking photos of our asses as we stretched before and after practice. He was never formally introduced to me, so I assume that must be his Christian name. In the spirit of tonight's practice, I endured it, but talked loudly about "some clown getting upskirt shots" and also swore. I am thankful that Tracy ran him over once.
I guess the season for thanks has passed.
I am greedful for new wheels. My own are not as AWESOME BE THE FIRST AT YOUR RINK as the discount roller skate website lead me to believe. I was the first at my rink, the first and only. It is because the wheels and bearings are low-quality, so no one else will buy them. They are called "Sure-Grip Zoom". I figured they had to be fast and grippy. I got deceived, y'all.
So deceived. A few weeks ago 75% of the team bought expensive new wheels, and now they skate circles around me. Since my own wheels are made of wrought iron, I can give it one hundred and ten percent, leave it all on the rink, and push myself to the limit and still fall behind. Or I may just be slow. I would blame it on my constant Lohan-level partying, but: a)If I actually did the coke that ol' Lohan does, I bet I could skate really fast for a minute or two, granite wheels or not. b) Every time I see many of the stars of the league, they are smoking eight cigarettes at a time and downing a quart of whiskey. posted by Frenzy Lohan | 12/08/2005 01:14:00 AM
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