Friday, January 27, 2006 I have already thrown down. Now what time is it?
I don't care how shameful it is to take joy in the suffering of others: I can't get enough of the James Frey scandal. Now he went and got Oprah mad. Oprah! She will bury him.
For a while, she was standing by him and his essential truths, but now that people have been making fun of her for it, she's turned around and started chastising him on her show. Called him "Mr. Macho Tough Guy!" Harsh realm, Ms. Winfrey.
Who did you think he was before you found out he was a big fat liar? Mr. Tortured SOUL With a Valid Excuse, right? You are mad that he didn't actually get his teeth pulled without (the notorious gateway drug) novocaine? You wanted every splatter of bloody vomit to be as historically real as the Parthenon?
Because you need all that contaminated sputum, don't you, to tolerate the writing and to tolerate the dude. Like, sure he's a total swaggering weirdo, but he has been through so much!
I'm not going to be super-shocked if it turns out that James Frey was actually treated for chocoholism or attention-dependence. Is that mean? posted by Frenzy Lohan | 1/27/2006 09:22:00 AM
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