Tuesday, January 17, 2006 My own league has made it very clear that we are NOT skanks
Last night practice ended early, so I was all excited that I was going to get a chance to go to the bar with the rest of the roller derby and watch the A&E show. The treacherous bar was holding some kind of open mic night in the room with the large television, so a bunch of us crowded around the small televisions in the unsuitable room and offered commentary. That show really walks the line between salacious and boring. Maybe if girls in little skirts and tattoos were more of a novelty for me, I'd never noticed how slooooow that shit moves, but I am a veteran and YAWN. Less pouting, more skating, plz, skanks.
The end of our skill assessment was yesterday. Soon I'll know if I made it onto a team. I bet I did, but I've been wrong before. But, I knock people down pretty well, and I am also OK at going in circles at a decent speed, so... I should have worn a prettier outfit and cussed fluently. I am doomed.
(Joking! I am always dressed beautifully, and I am always cussing.) posted by Frenzy Lohan | 1/17/2006 12:04:00 PM
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