Sunday, February 12, 2006 finally, a chance to wear heavy eyeliner
My roller derby team is no longer "the turquoise team". We had a hundred meetings, and I had five temper tantrums. Somehow, we still got it together. We're The Night Terrors. Worse than your worst nightmare.
Bouts are supposed to start at the end of April.
Today I'm blowing off going to the Philly Rollergirls second public bout because snow paralyzes the brains of other drivers, and because I'm so damn lazy.
Some friends and I went out late night sledding at around 2 a.m., and we met a whole crew of boyfriends. They were all stricken with brain paralysis. They threw snowballs at us, to woo us, which was cute, but then they tackled somebody, and it was less cute. One insinuated that he wanted to lick my face, and I said no. He argued his case further, and I told him that I had snow herpes.
"Snow herpes!" all the dudes yelled. Dudes love yelling.
We lost them by moving 20 yards away. Outfoxed again, you stinking yetis. posted by Frenz | 2/12/2006 04:48:00 PM
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