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Friday, April 07, 2006

Lady Showmen
Right now, my roller derby team is discussing whether to write anything on our bloomers for the first bout. I think I'm going to go with the Gettysburg Address. Others will have to content themselves with haiku or abbreviations or something, but I've been eating a champion's diet of pie for YEARS.
The bout. The bout, the bout. I'm not even doing much to help get ready for it (Rotten of me, but would you rather be promised help and let down, or promised nothing? I know me too well to go aroudn volunteering for things.) and I'm still thinking about it all the time. The tickets are dwindling just as fast as I'd predicted. The VIP seats are already gone. If you're going, get 'em while you can. If you're not going, reconsider your dumb priorities and go.
It's true that we're going to have bouts once a month all summer, but every single one will be different, like violent little snowflakes. Also, the very first one is special. My team, I know, is going to do all kinds of crazy crap for this one. By the second one, we might have learned somme common sense, so by God come out for the first one.

posted by Frenzy Lohan | 4/07/2006 02:20:00 PM
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