Friday, May 19, 2006 Have you seen my roomful of crack?
So, recently I was at the O--- bar with some friends, and I spied a bag of cocaine on the floor. I chided my friends for leaving their cocaine lying around, and we giggled and pointed at it, but no one stepped forward to claim it. We didn't want to pick it up: suppose this was the world's clumsiest sting operation?
No one else seemed to notice it, which was a shame, because I wanted to see someone try to act casual as they picked it up.
Eventually, I pointed it out to one of the bouncers. Do you have a lost and found? Someone has lost their cocaine!
A little later, a thin, nervous fellow went around the room asking everyone something or other. They all shook their heads, and he looked very sad. Served him right for having that haircut. posted by Frenzy Lohan | 5/19/2006 02:24:00 PM
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