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Saturday, December 23, 2006

It's the subject line and first sentence or so of the first post of every month this year. Behold, 2006:

January:
Ring in the new
For 2006, I would like newer, better lungs and an end to the too-tenacious-to-be-a-cold, too-mild-to-be-much-else plague that I've had for the past three weeks.

February:
The living room is cheering for Seattle
except for Lisa, who favors the Steelers.

March:
The rich inner life of the mind
The other day I was in the guitar store for some reason, and I felt like getting ignored, so I bought some headphones.

April:
In this I believe
It is adorable when people wearing hands-free cell phones gesture wildly and jerk their heads around out in public.

May:
Your satisfaction is very important to us
It's been a little over a week since the bout.

June:
Your satisfaction is very important to us
It's been a little over a week since the bout.

July:
My alien baby
The day before yesterday, I went on the internet and convinced a stranger in Newport News, VA to send me live kombucha culture.

August:
Time and space are meaningless...in Baltimore!
It's always two years ago, it seems.

September:
Time and space are meaningless...in Baltimore!
It's always two years ago, it seems.

October:
This is just to say
Today at the farmer's market, I saw a man pushing an enclosed cart full of tiny dogs.

November:
Gothic Beauty
In April or March, I started bugging the editor of Gothic Beauty to feature the Night Terrors, and today, I hold a copy of the magazine in my hands (not just now, though, because I am typing, but it is nearby), including the article and photo.

December:
Say what you see
The trash men didn't take the backyard with them when they took the broken down Ikea furniture, but your Uncle Frenzy was drunk the night before the trash pickup, so she hauled the broken dresser itself to the curb, but forgot all the dresser drawers!

posted by Frenzy Lohan | 12/23/2006 01:29:00 PM
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